Your new setter doesn't take lunch breaks, vacations, or a salary.
Meet Sparky, an AI setter working your Instagram DMs 24/7. He qualifies leads, handles objections, and books calls to your calendar in your voice. For a fraction of what a human setter costs.
This isn't software you learn. It's labor you hire.
He does the job.
You take the calls.
Sparky runs the same loop your best setter would. Except he never logs off, never forgets a follow-up, and never asks for a raise.
Reads every DM
Story replies, comments, cold inbound. Every message answered in under a minute, around the clock.
Qualifies in your voice
Trained on your real conversations, Sparky asks the questions you'd ask and filters out the tire-kickers.
Handles objections
Price pushback, “let me think about it,” ghosting. Sparky follows up at the right moment with the right message.
Books the call
Qualified leads land directly on your calendar. You wake up to booked calls, not unread messages.
A setter is a $45,000/yr line item. Sparky isn't.
You're not comparing software subscriptions. You're comparing headcount.
What you're paying now
- −4 to 6 weeks of ramp before they book anything
- −Works 40 hours. Your DMs run 168.
- −Turns over every 6 to 12 months, then you ramp again
- −Needs managing, scripts, pep talks, and QA
- −Hot leads sit unread overnight and on weekends
What a beast costs
- +Live in days, trained on your real conversations
- +On shift 24/7/365. No weekends off.
- +Never resigns. Never gets poached.
- +Reports to you. Follows your rules, every time.
- +Every lead answered in under a minute
Sounds like you.
Not like a bot.
Sparky learns your Creator DNA from your real conversations: your slang, your rhythm, your way of asking questions. Then he never repeats himself, because repetition is what gets bots caught.
One beast per job.
Hired, not hyped.
Every beast replaces a role you'd otherwise hire for. We ship them when they're ready to work, not before.
Sparky
Owns your Instagram DMs end to end. Qualifies leads, handles objections, follows up relentlessly, and books calls to your calendar in your voice.
- Shift24 / 7 / 365
- Salary$0
- Ramp TimeDays
- Sick DaysNone on record
Blitz
Your operator layer. Blitz takes your instructions, briefs you on what's happening, and runs the rest of the squad. You manage one beast, not five tools.
- Shift24 / 7 / 365
- Salary$0
- Reports ToYou
- StatusFinal training
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More beasts are in the lab, each one built to take a full job title off your payroll. Clients get every new beast as it ships. No upgrade fees.
- Class[Redacted]
- Salary$0
- RoleSoon
- ETASoon
Life before Sparky.
Life after.
- ×
You answer DMs between calls, at dinner, in bed - ×
Hot leads go cold overnight and on weekends - ×
Setters ramp for a month, then quit or coast - ×
Follow-ups depend on someone remembering - ×
Growth means hiring, training, managing. Again.
- Every DM answered in under a minute, by "you"
- Calls get booked while you sleep
- Live in days, never resigns, never coasts
- Every follow-up fires at the right moment
- Growth means turning up the volume, not the payroll
Cheaper than one month of a human setter. All year.
Pick your DM volume. Everything else (training, setup, seats, new beasts) is included at every tier.
CLEARANCE 1
For solo coaches getting their DMs off their plate.
- +300 DM conversations / month
- +Creator DNA voice training
- +Calendar booking built in
- +Unlimited seats
- +Top-up credits or upgrade anytime
CLEARANCE 7
For offers with steady inbound and ad traffic.
- +800 DM conversations / month
- +Creator DNA voice training
- +Calendar booking built in
- +Unlimited seats
- +Top-up credits or upgrade anytime
CLEARANCE X
For high-volume launches and big audiences.
- +2,500 DM conversations / month
- +Creator DNA voice training
- +Calendar booking built in
- +Unlimited seats
- +Top-up credits or upgrade anytime
Sparky never stops mid-month, top up or upgrade anytime.
You've got questions.
The thing that exposes bots is repetition: the same phrase, the same opener, the same script. Sparky is built specifically against that. He's trained on your real conversations and varies his phrasing on every single message. Leads experience your voice on its best day, replying in under a minute.
Your call. Some clients replace the role entirely. Others schedule Sparky to work whenever their setter is off, so there's always someone in the inbox 24/7. Put Sparky on shift Monday through Sunday from 8pm to 8am, and you've covered every hour your human doesn't. Same for holidays, sick days, and PTO. Either way, no lead ever hits a dead inbox again.
Days, not weeks. We connect your Instagram, feed Sparky your real conversations and offer details, lock in your rules, and he starts working. No month of ramp, no training salary while he learns.
No problem at all. Sparky never stops mid-month. You can either buy top-up credits in two clicks or bump up to the next plan.
Because Sparky isn't generic software. Every beast is trained on your specific offer, voice, and qualification criteria. The call is where we scope that. You'll see exactly how Sparky would handle your DMs before you commit.
No. Software gives you features and leaves the work to you. BeastSquad gives you labor: a role gets done without you doing it. You're not buying a tool. You're hiring a beast.
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